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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

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g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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dw:

today i found out that my grandma betty actually used to be named bessie but she legally changed her name because she thought bessie was a cow name and that’s the funniest shit i’ve ever heard

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aloafofdead:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

My boy

aloafofdead:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

My boy

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Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them.”

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methhomework:

my spirit is crushed

methhomework:

my spirit is crushed

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WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

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Two years old today what what!

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yamatoesies:

zetsue:

becomes president
first speech: i love naruto

second speech: i’m changing the title of president to hokage 

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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via pizza)

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smilingemoticon:

i start to chuckle at this scenario. the boy was tricked into thinking he would get a car, but got a toothbrush. my laughter grows slowly. it turns into roars. my vocal chords start to break. my head is shaking and red. i destroy nearby towns and cities with my outrageous laughter. once i’ve calmed myself down, i notice the destruction around me. everything and everyone has turned to rubble. a tear rolls down my cheek as i drop on my knees and sob. why. why did that picture have to be so funny

smilingemoticon:

i start to chuckle at this scenario. the boy was tricked into thinking he would get a car, but got a toothbrush. my laughter grows slowly. it turns into roars. my vocal chords start to break. my head is shaking and red. i destroy nearby towns and cities with my outrageous laughter. once i’ve calmed myself down, i notice the destruction around me. everything and everyone has turned to rubble. a tear rolls down my cheek as i drop on my knees and sob. why. why did that picture have to be so funny

(Source: nentindo, via iwillmindfuckyou)

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blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

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goldenturdtwopointoh:

when girls hear about drama they be like

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